The whole idea of taking Tesla private is actually irrelevant to Tesla’s situation, if it ever happens. But whoever invests $70 billion in Tesla is going to expect all of that back with a whole lot of interest in the future. And if they don’t get it, they’ll pull the plug. Thus far, Tesla is following exactly the roadmap that I laid out in my book last year.
If Musk really wanted to punish the massive short-interest in the stock, all he’s got to do is start running a profitable business later this year. That’s it. If he starts cranking out Model 3s at a healthy margin this fall, the Shorts would finally give up and exit the stock. Problem solved. Going private now makes Elon look like the kid trash-talking how he's going to beat someone up after school. Only, he ducks out the back door just before the bell rings.
Tesla seems to be in serious trouble and this buyout talk even surprises Tesla skeptics as to how dire their situation actually must be. Tesla just reported a record loss and the stock went up slightly only because the cash burn was not as great as feared. I suspect the reduced cash burn was artificially induced by the usual accounting tricks. Remember all those finance executives which have quit recently? Artificially reduced cash burn is only sustainable for a few months before the pendulum swings back the other way and the cash burn is even greater in the future.
The very idea that Elon Musk wants to go private now, right before the company crosses the finish line, smacks of desperation. A final attempt to survive by finding a new set of deep pockets. But even in the best-case scenario, this only kicks the can down the road another year or two.